I AM EVERYWHERE

Good morning, New Meiji!!! I'm your host, Shura Kairyu.

Yes, the weather's terrible, but I'm here to bring a bit of sunshine into your lives.

I've got some juicy tidbits to share!

Last night, Sanosuke Sagara was spotted again at the Gomi Club! That's at least four times in the last six weeks. Why he keeps going there has been somewhat a mystery, but I think we finally have an answer! He was seen last night with a tall, blonde man, and both of them are looking so deliciously hot together!!!

[VR shows pic of Sano kissing Eiri.]

[Change to VR of fanboy jumping up and down in excitement]

"I saw him! I was at the Gomi last night and took that pic. I saw Sanosuke Sagara!"

"Did you hear the name of the man he was with?" VR reporter asks.

"No, I didn't, but really, does that matter? I saw Sano! In person! My life is complete!"

[VR cuts back to Shura]

Based on that kiss, I think I have to say, ladies and gents, that Sano may not flipping mates anymore! It looks like he's taken now! But we've got another mystery on our hands. Just who is that man he's kissing? I hope we find out soon!

Now moving on to Ziva Kardashian, the grand daughter of Kim Kardashian, who was seen with...